It's Friday, so it's time to play the Fifty Question Meme as seen at Voenix Rising.
- 1. You have 10 dollars and need to buy snacks at a gas station. What do you get?
- Mmm, gas station food! I guess I'd get some honey-roasted cashews, maybe some of the yellow Hostess cupcakes (or the orange ones, if they have them) and a Slurpee.
- 2. If you were reincarnated as a sea creature, what would you want to be?
- The leviathan.
- 3. Who’s your favorite redhead?
- Well, it's not Clay Aiken I'll tell you that much.
- 4. What do you order when you’re at IHOP?
- Some honey-roasted cashews, maybe some Hostess cupcakes... Oh, wait, IHOP...? Uhm, pancakes, then?
- 5. Last book you read?
- Wetware.
- 6. Describe your mood.
- Grouchy.
- 7. Describe the last time you were injured.
- I bonked my head on the corner of a fusebox. Hence the grouchiness.
- 8. Of all your friends, who would you want to be stuck in a well with?
- Someone with really excellent cell coverage.
- 9. Rock concert or symphony?
- I've been to rock concerts. I'd like to give the symphony a shot.
- 10. What is the wallpaper of your cell phone?
- The plain, boring blue gradient that came standard.
- 11. Favorite soda?
- Ginger Beer
- 12. What type of shirt are you wearing?
- A tee shirt.
- 13. If you could only use one form of transportation?
- Levitiation, that is to say, self-powered flight.
- 14. Most recent movie you have watched in theater?
- Get Smart.
- 15. Name an actor/actress/singer you have had the hots for.
- Well, it's not Clay Aiken, I'll tell you that much.
- 16. What’s your favorite kind of cake?
- Yellow, with chocolate frosting. And not that nasty fake frosting that comes on grocery store birthday cakes, if you please.
- 17. What did you have for dinner last night?
- Burgers. Burgers and barbecue beans.
- 18. Look to your left, what do you see?
- A number of doors.
- 19. Do you untie your shoes when you take them off?
- Depends on the shoes.
- 20. Favorite toy as a child?
- LEGO, of course.
- 21. Do you buy your own groceries?
- Since I'm not a subsistence farmer, yes.
- 22. Do you think people talk about you behind your back?
- Yes. They also talk about me in front of my back.
- 23. When was the last time you had gummy worms?
- Do they still make those?
- 24. What’s your favorite fruit?
- I happen to be fond of nectarines about now.
- 25. Do you have a picture of yourself doing a cartwheel?
- That is Photoshopped, I swear.
- 26. Do you like running long distances?
- Walk? Sure. Briskly, even. Run? Not so much.
- 27. Have you ever eaten snow?
- Yes. Apparently people like to put maple syrup on it or something like that. Some kind of tradition or something.
- 28. What color are your bedsheets?
- I think I'm using the gray zigzagged ones right now.
- 29. What’s your favorite flower?
- The artichoke.
- 30. Do you do ballet?
- Oh, that would be quite a sight.
- 31. Do you listen to classical music?
- Yes.
- 32. What is the first TV Theme song that pops in your head?
-
I wish it was UFO,
but instead...
- 33. Do you watch Sponge Bob?
- Uh, no. Sorry.
- 34. What temperature is it outside right now?
- I would have to say..."nice."
- 35. Do people consider you smart?
- Yes, but people also consider me stupid.
- 36. How many piercings do you have?
- None.
- 37. Are you signed on [to] AIM?
- No.
- 38. Have you ever tried gluing your fingers together?
- What, on purpose? Why?
- 39. How do you feel about your family
- They're nice. Really.
- 40. Do you have an iPod?
- No.
- 41. What time do you go to bed?
- Oh, right about now.
- 42. What CD is currently in your CD player?
- In my car, it's "Monster Surf."
- 43. What movie do you know every line to?
- Star Treks II-IV, Robocop and Who Framed Roger Rabbit. This was my family's entire film collection for quite some time.
- 44. What is your favorite salad dressing?
- A big steaming dollop of taco filling.
- 45. What do you want for Christmas this year?
- Dear Santa, I want a MORBITEK ZOMBIFICATION RAY MK I, and a fortress, either an EVIL CASTLE LAIR, or a ORBITAL SPACE STATION, and plexiglass visors for my Legions of Terror, and a ROBOTIC AYN RAND, and, oh yes, a PONY! Don't forget the pony!
- 46. What family member/friend lives the farthest from you?
- That would be my grandmother, who lives on a remote tropical island somewhere in the Pacific.
- 47. Do you like hugs?
- No, and I also do not like kittens, sunshine, laughter, and campfire sing-a-longs.
- 48. Last time you had butterflies in your stomach?
- I think they serve deep-fried butterflies at the Del Mar Fair.
- 49. What’s the way people most often mispronounce any part of your name?
-
They don't.
It's a very easy name.
But, they'll spell it wrong almost every time. - 50. Last person you hugged?
-
Well, it's not Clay Aiken, I'll tell you that much.
Attention Clay Aiken fans: It's nothing personal. The only other readhead I could think of was Conan O'Brien.






