Dear Drivers,

Have you ever noticed that there always seems to be that one crazy person on the road that totally ruins whatever maneuver you need to make? No? Then guess what, you're that person.

Here are some of the things you've done today, and what you should have done instead.

NO. Stopped at a signal a full car's length behind the person in front of you, thereby blocking access to the left turn lane.

YES. Moved forward to allow people into the left turn lane.

NO. Tried to beat the signal, turned left on aging yellow light. Blocked the intersection.

YES. Waited for next green arrow.

NO. Blocked traffic in right lane to encourage another driver to leave a parking lot.

YES. Continued on.

NO. Blocked both lanes of parking lot's driveway while waiting to turn.

YES. Blocked only one lane of parking lot's driveway.

NO. Parked behemoth monster truck in four parking spaces at once.

YES. Walked.

Sincerely,

The Electronic Replicant