Has it really been three (or more) days since I posted something (that was meaningful?) My dear blog, please accept my apologies for this act of gross negligence. I'll make it up to you. You'll see! I'll tell you funny stories, and draw you funny pictures. I know you're tired of memes and token Link-o-Rama posts. You'll see no more than one of each per week, unless I'm really out of ideas. Will I take a big black marker and draw a big black moustache on my boss and then tell you why I'd be happy to vote for Obama? Yes, and soon. Will I tell you how I ate a piece of toast and then brushed my teeth?

And then you threw an octpous at my window.