I'm not sure... but I suspect I am being made fun of. Especially for JavaScript for Netscape 2.0. That is a work of frackin' iterature that's got a permanent place on my bookshelf alongside Pascal Programming and Problem Solving.

And I've had plenty of breakfast. Why just today I had Reeses Peanut Butter Cups and coffee. So there, quiz maker. Pthblpthtth-x!

Your home is a

Spawn-camping Coder's Stronghold

Your kitchen is stocked with chips, dips, and assorted caffeinated beverages. There's a pantry with emergency backup caffeinated beverages. You also have some breakfast cereals in there, but you haven't had breakfast since last Spring. Your master bedroom has blankets printed with images of Mario and Link. Your study has every language reference book ever written, including now-useless titles like Learn Javascript 2.0! and C++ Programming for Windows 95. (Why are you keeping those?) One of your garages holds your collection of ferraris, and is measured in acreage.

Your home also includes a roost for griffons. You've never actually seen a griffon, but you keep the roost ready anyway. Your guests enjoy your collection of every console and associated game ever made. Except the Intellivision -- those controllers drive them NUTS. Outside is the moat that protects your home from goblin invaders and extended family.

And, you have a pet -- a koopa named "Shelly".

Below is a snippet of the blueprints: