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Hello, dear readers! How are you?

Some of you may recall that I participated in a blogging challenge in April. The challenge was to write at least one post per day, with the optional theme of letters. Well, I've gone and accepted the July challenge, which is still to post once per day, but with the optional theme of food. And who doesn't like food? I know I sure do. However, this theme could easily get out of control and cause the blog to become The Electronic Replicant Cookbook and Diet Log... and that would get kind of boring after a while, wouldn't you say? Yes, I thought you would.

Anyway, it's just about time for a midnight snack. See you next time!

posted on Tuesday, July 01, 2008 at 11:52 PM
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Announcing that one doesn't like hot dogs seems to be just a step below announcing that one doesn't like baseball, apple pie, or Mother's Day. Good old Uncle Sam himself might show up to waggle an admonishing finger after such an announcement. But I freely announce it-- I don't like hot dogs. I also don't like baloney. They taste pretty much the same to me, and it's my opinion that they are in fact both made from the same yecchy substance.

So what is this mysterious meat-like stuff? Well, it is meat, ground into a fine paste. It's also fat and water. According to federal standards, hot dogs may contain no more than 10% water and 30% fat (or a combination of 40% fat and added water.) Up to 3.5% of the hot dog may consist of non meat binders, such as dry milk or cereal. Beef franks and pork franks should not include "by-products" such as heart, liver, or kidney. However, chicken and turkey franks include skin and fat in the proportion found on the original bird.

These ingredients, meat, fat, and water, are whipped into a foam-like emulsion, in which tiny globules of the fat float in the water, or vice-versa. The ingredients are then forced into casings for smoking. Hence the term, emulsified forcemeat. The casings may be plastic, in which case they are removed after smoking, or the casings may be natural, in which case they may be left on.

It's claimed that the natural casing hot dogs are superior to the "skinless" variety because of the texture a crispy casing creates. I can't say I so far agree. It adds a texture, all right. It's like eating a soggy sponge wrapped in paper as opposed to eating the soggy sponge alone.

This is not to say that if you invite me to your barbecue and then offer me a hot dog, that I'll be so rude as to throw it on the floor and stomp on it. Who knows, you might just be serving some secret brand of hot dogs that could change my mind completely.

I'd really prefer a hamburger, though.

posted on Wednesday, July 02, 2008 at 11:12 PM
Edited on: Wednesday, July 02, 2008 11:29 PM
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Today, I'll talk about a little green fruit that I can't seem to get enough of: the jalapeño pepper. Lately, I've been desiring them on and in everything, including the obvious (burritos, chili, chicken sandwiches) and the less expected (salads and tuna sandwiches.) But why?

Well, some say that the brain unconsciously learns which nutrients are in which foods and signals through cravings which nutrients that one is in need of. For example, there is the story of the man lost at sea whose cravings led him to eat the eyes and entrails of fish, rather than the meat, which apparently provided him with enough trace nutrients and moisture to survive until rescued. I also remember a story (Never Cry Wolf) in which the main character had to eat mice in the wilderness for a time. At first, he gutted the mice before cooking them, but found that after a while he began to intensely crave fat. Suddenly, it struck him that the wolves he was observing were eating their mice whole, and he realized he'd been eating the least nutritious part of the mouse the whole time.

Anyway, the point of this by now surely disgusting story is that my brain must have learned that there is some vitamin, trace element, or amino acid in jalapeños that's not found in anything else I eat (as often.) But at least there are far worse things to crave.

posted on Thursday, July 03, 2008 at 11:19 PM
Edited on: Thursday, July 03, 2008 11:23 PM
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Meanwhile, in Independence Day...

Kablooie!

About the photo:

This is an unaltered image that I took with my phone. The vertical line is an artifact that often occurs when it is used to shoot bright lights, such as the setting sun here.

posted on Friday, July 04, 2008 at 11:31 PM
Edited on: Friday, July 04, 2008 11:58 PM
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Here's something I don't understand: lettuce on hot sandwiches. I don't know why sandwich shops insist on putting lettuce on hot, saucy sandwiches like barbecue pork, barbecue chicken, and meatball, but I wish they'd stop. There's really no point to this practice. Lettuce is supposed to be cold and crispy, and provide something of a contrast to the mushier ingredients in the sandwich. On a hot, saucy sandwich, all the lettuce does is turn all warm and floppy and soft, rather like seaweed that's been washed ashore and sitting in the sun all day.

I'll take onions, I'll take tomatoes, and I may even take olives or peppers. Just keep that lettuce away from my meatballs.

posted on Saturday, July 05, 2008 at 11:48 PM
Edited on: Sunday, July 06, 2008 1:37 AM
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The nice thing about the month's food theme is that if one were to spend the day in a wholly unremarkable way (say, watching Pixar movies, and/or playing Rock Band on the 360) one could simply post a recipe of some sort. So, here's the recipe for a Three Bean Casserole that I like to bring to potlucks and such. Everbody just goes bonkers over these beans. They're also good as left overs.

Three Bean Casserole

  • 28 oz can baked beans (any variety)
  • 16 oz can baked beans (any variety)
  • 15 oz can kidney beans
  • 15 oz can butter beans
  • 2 stalks celery, chopped
  • 1 small onion, chopped
  • 2 cloves garlic, chopped
  • 16 oz tube of breakfast sausage, plain (or flavored, if you like)
  • 8 oz tomato sauce
  • 2 tbsp yellow mustard
  • 2 tbsp honey
  • 1 tbsp vinegar
  • 1/4 tsp pepper sauce (Frank's Red Hot, Cholula, or your favorite.)

Brown sausage, adding celery, onion and garlic during cooking. Drain. Place mixture into a large baking vessel and combine with remaining ingredients. Bake uncovered at 400F for 45 minutes, stirring once.

posted on Sunday, July 06, 2008 at 11:57 PM
Edited on: Monday, July 07, 2008 12:07 AM
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Here's something you probably don't see every day: a bag of M&M's arranged into ( a crude approximation of) Van Gogh's Starry Night.

Food Art

posted on Monday, July 07, 2008 at 11:59 PM
Edited on: Tuesday, July 08, 2008 12:06 AM
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Engineering, more power to the forward toaster array!

Not only do I find it amusing, it is apparently also the highest-popping toaster in the world.

posted on Tuesday, July 08, 2008 at 9:30 PM
Edited on: Tuesday, July 08, 2008 9:37 PM
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Last night, I dreamed I was back at a pizza place I worked at a long time ago. The restaurant had two pizza ovens stacked atop each other, with a conveyor running through each. At one end of the oven, a raw pizza would be deposited on the conveyor, and at the other end, a tasty, fully cooked pizza would emerge. One of the more challenging jobs in the place was to scoop each pizza from the conveyor, then slice it into the correct number of individual pieces, then transfer it to a box or platter for serving. As you might imagine, a high volume of orders could make this position quite challenging. However, it was rare that a pizza would fall from the oven, or worse, be sucked back under the conveyor for a second trip around.

In my dream, however, the conveyor was set to run too fast, and uncooked pizzas were virtually flying from the oven. The manager pushed me out of the way and gave me a look that said, "Fine, I'll do it myself."

This was the same manager that, in real life, sat me down and asked me why I was going to a job that I hated. At the time, I didn't have an answer, because I could sense that he was trying to manipulate me into saying something, and so we both left the table frustrated. The fact was that I liked having a job, and even though I didn't like the job, I liked the idea of looking for another even less.

I had a very similar conversation yesterday, so maybe my good old subconscious is telling me that I'm back in the same situation, only with different sets and props.

posted on Wednesday, July 09, 2008 at 11:43 PM
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This song has been stuck in my head all week.

"The Planet Plan," United Future Organization

posted on Thursday, July 10, 2008 at 11:55 PM
Edited on: Friday, July 11, 2008 12:01 AM
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Now Reading: Pandora's Star

Just Finished: The Diamond Age

Wow, I was really pleasantly suprised by The Diamond Age, especially as the first chapter or two seemed almost as though it were going to be run-of-the-mill cyberpunk. It certainly wasn't. I'm not going to tell you that the book had me hooked and I had to read it cover-to-cover in one sitting. However, I certainly did look forward to reading it, and was even disappointed when it had to end, much as, I am sure, the heroine was when her own book ended. I feel as though I actually know the heroine, almost as though I've lived alongside her, which has been a rather unusual thing with most of the books I've read. Anyway, great book.

posted on Friday, July 11, 2008 at 11:57 PM
Edited on: Saturday, July 12, 2008 12:07 AM
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Today, I consumed: 1 cup of coffee, with sugar and milk; a pair of peanut butter wafer bars; one peach; a Fudgesickle; a plate of chow mein, black pepper chicken and "beijing beef"; two colas; two corn dogs; 1/4 of a "Freezee" with M&M's ; and a Sierra Nevada Pale Ale. I eat pretty badly, don't I? Or don't I?

There's no easter egg at the end of Hellboy II, so you don't need to stay through the credits. Just go, so the theater staff can clean up all your litter and let in the next audience on time, rather than making the audience mill around in the lobby for twenty minutes. Better yet, take your greasy popcorn tub, your vat of melted ice, and your candy wrappers back out with you so the staff doesn't have to spend twenty minutes cleaning up.

I'll probably never get beyond the Easy setting on Rock Band's guitar mode. I can't seem to muster the dexterity in my little finger to hit the blue notes, let alone the brown notes. But, you may ask, you type, don't you? Isn't that basically the same motion? Well, yes and no. Despite my grandmother's wishes, I never really subscribed to the Right And Proper School Of Touch Typing. I'm also no one-fingered hunter-and-pecker. Instead, I practice what I call the Tyrannosaurus Style of typing. That is, I use primarily the thumb, index, and middle fingers, although the ring finger is used for keys around the periphery of the keyboard, such as a and z. I really only use the pinky in conjunction with the ring finger to hit keys like Shift, Ctrl, Enter, Backspace, etc. I may not reach professional typists' blazing speeds with this technique, but I type fast enough for coding, typesetting, etc. I've also been able to avoid any (noticeable) RSI, although I attrribute this more to the fact that I prefer a trackball to an ordinary mouse.

posted on Saturday, July 12, 2008 at 11:59 PM
Edited on: Sunday, July 13, 2008 12:33 AM
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Let's talk about sandwiches again. I'd like to discuss two things that certain sandwich shops and other eateries do completely wrong.

One Big Lump Of Filling

Why is it that some sandwich makers pile all of the meat, cheese, veggies, etc. into one giant heap in the center of the sandwich? Yes, I can easily remove one slice of bread and redistribute the fillings more evenly, but I shouldn't have to. There should be a little of everything in every bite. There should not be a gargantuan, horse-choking wad of stuff in the first bite, and there should not be bread alone in all the remaining bites.

While I'm on the subject of uneven filling distribution, why is it that burrito makers almost always put the fillings down in zones, so that you have only rice at one end of the burrito, and only guacamole at the other end of the burrito, with a segregated spectrum of other ingredients in between? Again, I could unroll my burrito and reintegrate the ingredients myself, but again, I shouldn't have to. There should be a little bit of everything in each bite. If you've got to put down your fillings in stripes for portion control reasons, fine, but at least make them run in parallel.

Crispy Brand Bacon

Advertisements for many different eateries always insist that they serve crispy bacon, but in reality, the bacon is always floppy, stringy and/or chewy. I've come to the conclusion that in this context, the word crispy is not an adjective, but is in fact a brand name, e.g. "Enjoy our new Crispy® bacon cheese burger with Crispy BRAND Bacon! It's the crispiest!™"

Now, there are some places that do get bacon (and filling distribution) right. For example, there's a little deli near my beloved place of employment that puts the best bacon on their sandwiches. Oddly enough, or perhaps not so oddly, all the places that I can think of that serve really good bacon aren't chains. Now, why is that?

posted on Sunday, July 13, 2008 at 6:54 PM
Edited on: Sunday, July 13, 2008 6:58 PM
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When nobody's around, your old hardware sings a sad song...


Big Ideas (don't get any) from James Houston on Vimeo.

Says the video's creator,

Radiohead held an online contest to remix "Nude" from their album - "In Rainbows" This was quite a difficult task for everybody that entered, as Nude is in 6/8 timing, and 63bpm. Most music that's played in clubs is around 120bpm and usually 4/4 timing. It's pretty difficult to seamlessly mix a waltz beat into a DJ set. ... Based on the lyric (and alternate title) "Big Ideas: Don't get any" I grouped together a collection of old redundant hardware, and placed them in a situation where they're trying their best to do something that they're not exactly designed to do, and not quite getting there.
posted on Monday, July 14, 2008 at 9:49 PM
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There is no pleasure in having nothing to do; the fun is in having lots to do and not doing it.— Mary Wilson Little
posted on Tuesday, July 15, 2008 at 11:59 PM
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Today, though otherwise unremarkable, was the Hump of July. Were July a rollercoaster, the ratcheting would have just stopped and the passengers would just barely be beginning to draw in breath for that first scream of terror and delight. The coaster would then dive and zoom around a sharp turn this weekend, then coast up a small hill before going through a loop-de-loop next weekend. Then the coaster will pull into the station, and after disembarking, the passengers will either giggle with joy, or barf. Or both.

posted on Wednesday, July 16, 2008 at 11:58 PM
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It's Friday, so I'm reaching back into the deeps of time, all the way back to June First, and presenting you with Friday Fun: Fives Edition.

1. What are the last five books you have read?
The Diamond Age, Or A Young Lady's Illustrated Primer; Wetware; In The Blink Of An Eye; Shiny Adidas Tracksuits And The Death Of Camp; and You Don't Have To Be Evil To Work Here, But It Helps.
2. Name five places in the world you would love to go to.
I'd like to say that I'd like to visit the pyramids at Giza, but from what I hear, it's a total tourist trap. Instead, I'd like to visit the pyramids in Central America. I'd also like to visit NASA: Mission Control, Cape Canaveral and/or the JPL. I'd like to go the Smithsonian, and to the Great Barrier Reef, and to London.
3. Name five people who have strongly influenced your life, both good and bad,… not counting family!
Hmm, tricky. I'd have to point to my sixth grade teacher, without whom I'd have become an even more odious nerd than I'd ended up; the sysops of the BBS's I used to use for showing that there were still intelligent people in the world, and that they were building communities; Gene Roddenberry for his vision of a possible future; Cheile, who encouraged an odd sense of humour; and of course someone who would be uncomfortable even being mentioned, let alone for all the reasons behind the mention... so we'll just leave it at that.
4. Name five things you have accomplished that you are proud of, big or small!
I thought pride was a sin? Anyway, IT Which Must Not Be Named was an accomplishment for sparing as much pain as it did. Then there was last year's big project, Do In Three Days What The Last Guy Wasted Two Months In Not Doing. Then before that was— ah, right! how could I forget?— Fine, I'll Write The Entire Proposal Myself, Here Are Your Lines. I went through that twice, so it counts both times. And finally there was my favorite project, What If They Designed An Intranet And Nobody Used it? Amazingly, they still use it!
5. Name five things you still want to do in your life.
Well, visiting the places listed in Question Two would be a good start. I would love to go on a cruise. I'd like to be the recipient of a surprise party. I'd like to learn to play a musical instrument. And I'd like to do something that I can mention to people and have them say, "that was you?" (but in a good way, of course.)
posted on Thursday, July 17, 2008 at 11:55 PM
Edited on: Friday, July 18, 2008 12:59 AM
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Today, I consumed: one cup of coffee with sugar and milk and a pair of pop tarts; two fish tacos, chips and refried beans, and a Negra Modelo; a blended iced coffee from the indie coffee shop; a bowl of Tuna Helper; a pudding, and a fudgesickle. I think I could have done without the pop tarts, the beer, the blended coffee, the "helper" part of the Tuna Helper, the pudding, and the fudgesickle. Yeah, none of my pants are going to fit at this rate.

I was just looking over the schedule for the Comic-Con next weekend and there are a bazillion panels I'd love to go to. The Mythbusters are going to be there! The Ghost Hunters are going to be there! The Venture Brothers, Futurama, Battlestar Galactica, Stargate (Atlantis and SG1) will all be there. Even Torchwood will be there, but I probably won't be able to go that day. It's going to be great, even if all I do for three days is sit in different auditoriums and listen to actors talk.

Tomorrow should be fun also. Like every year, I'll go down to Balboa Park to watch the parade and take a few pictures, wander around the pride festival for a while, and then most likely I'll just go back home and take a nap or do something equally as boring. I suppose it would be different if I had friends who were interested in such things, but most of the people I know in person would a) feel too out of place, b) not see the point of the activity, c) prefer to play video games, or d) never be invited by myself in the first place. C'est la vie.

posted on Friday, July 18, 2008 at 11:58 PM
Edited on: Saturday, July 19, 2008 12:18 AM
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So, the day went about as I expected, though the parade lasted quite a bit longer than I thought it would. While I was spectating, I saw somebody I thought I recognized walk past, but I wasn't quite sure about that, so I didn't say anything. A little while later, I saw a group that I definitely recognized from my Flickr contacts, but I didn't want to stop them all and be Some Crazy Internet Guy, so I again didn't say anything. Then, much later, I ran across a former co-worker. In retrospect, I suspect he may have been trying to hide from me, but if I'm already prodding you with a big red circus balloon, it's probably too late for that, bucko.

When the parade finally ended, I went to the festival and had a fairly good lemonade, saw an art exhibit, visited the beer gardens, wandered around for a bit, bought a sandwich (which was pretty good), visited the beer gardens again, listened to some music, then wandered around some more. There were some very interesting vendors, as you might imagine. As it was starting to get dark, I thought it was a good time to leave.

When I got home, I realized that I'd put on enough sunscreen everywhere but my forearms, which were salmon red and stinging badly. A little Googling suggested that vinegar, applied to the sunburn, might help with the stinging. And in fact, it does seem to have a soothing effect (for a few minutes) if one doesn't mind smelling like a plate of fish and chips.

So, what's on the agenda for tomorrow? How about something with no walking and no sunshine? I think Batman may be in my future!

posted on Saturday, July 19, 2008 at 11:25 PM
Edited on: Saturday, July 19, 2008 11:42 PM
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Last night a friend was annoyed with my complaining kind enough to drive me to the all-night Walgreens for a bottle of Solarcaine. And to Denny's.

Today we saw the new Batman movie. It was refreshing to see another take on the Joker besides the giggling maniac we've all seen on TV. The effects used to create the appearance of Harvey Dent were pretty impressive, also. On the minus side, it almost seems like they forgot to put nose holes in Christian Bale's mask. He sounds a little congested or something in a few scenes. And if that's my only complaint (other than the typical dramatic license taken with the laws of physics, as is to be expected,) then this must have been a good movie.

I devoted the rest of the day to clutter reduction. All I really accomplished was to partially clear off my desktop. There's still clutter all around my desktop, all along the bar dividing the kitchen from the living room, throughout the living room itself, and with a foothold on the dining room table. Part of this is due to having an uninvited houseguest, but as for the majority of it, I've come to the conclusion that there's too much stuff that doesn't have a place to go other than where it already is, and of course that is in the way of something else, or maybe supporting a pile of something else, or both. I think it's time to just get rid of the stuff that has no purpose other than to get underfoot, and to get rid of the stuff that does nothing but occupy space in the closet (space that should be occupied by useful stuff), and to devise some sort of rational storage system for everything else.

posted on Sunday, July 20, 2008 at 11:58 PM
Edited on: Monday, July 21, 2008 12:02 AM
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They say the most important meal of the day is breakfast. And yet, I usually run out of the house with little more than a cup of coffee. If I'm lucky, I might also have a muffin or prepackaged cereal cup. If I'm unlucky, I might have plans to buy a candy bar from a vending machine, and if I'm really unlucky, I might be stopping at Starbucks. (I'll probably feel especially unlucky over the next few weeks, seeing as how a change in scheduling has been decreed.)

I wish I had time to eat (not to mention prepare) a scrumptious, hearty breakfast every morning. I know a guy who used to have a TV dinner every morning. Maybe he was on to something. After all, what do you do after breakfast? Go about your day, right? And what do you do after dinner? Sleep, mostly. So why do most of us do the most after eating the least and the least after eating the most?

On the other hand, a microwaved Salisbury steak doesn't really sound that appealing to me first thing in the morning, not that it will sound any more enticing later in the day. Call me weird, but I think I'd be happier with the efficiency of a compressed food bar or a vitamin-enriched nutrition drink, even if they really don't taste that much better.

posted on Monday, July 21, 2008 at 11:30 PM
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What happens when food enters the Uncanny Valley? It may look something like this.

I ate a baby! Get in my belly!

Fortunately, unlike the Bride Cake, this humanoid pâtisserie was not created to be eaten, but rather as a show of cake decorating prowess which won a gold medal at ICHF's Cake International 2006. Its construction can be witnessed here:

via Dr. Benton Quest

posted on Tuesday, July 22, 2008 at 9:12 PM
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It's the most wonderful time of the year...

cylon

Yes, it's the most wonderful time of the year...

iron man

You guessed it: the 'Con is in town.

posted on Wednesday, July 23, 2008 at 11:56 PM
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I didn't get to go to the 'Con today, but this evening I did go to a special San Diego Symphony concert: Video Games Live. I've wanted to attend one of these shows ever since I found out about them. So when I found out there would be a show tonight, I knew I had to go.

The venue was quite pleasant, an outdoor stage in a park on the harbor. The symphony and choir, I thought, did well considering how unorthodox the show must have been compared to their usual performances. There was one young lady in the choir whose face appeared on the big screen during the performance of One Winged Angel. In contrast to the serious faces of the others, hers was smiling and enthusiastic, and I can only wonder whether she, too, is a fan.

The audience was treated to music from Final Fantasy, Civilization, Warcraft, Halo, Tron, Zelda and Mario. Speaking of which, the blindfolded Nintendo pianist was there, and he played a Final Fantasy medley as well as the Super Mario tunes that he became known for. The winner of a Guitar hero contest held just before the show, and the winner was invited onstage for another round, this time accompanied by the entire orchestra. He was awarded a shiny new laptop. Finally, a Castlevania tribute was played accompanied by fireworks launched from a nearby boat.

I'm happy that I went. There were a few times during the day that I almost changed my mind, and I'm glad I didn't do that.

posted on Thursday, July 24, 2008 at 11:57 PM
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Today was the first full day I spent at the San Diego Comic-Con, and as I predicted, I did spend most all of it listening to actors talk. And, as I predicted, I am still pleased with this outcome.

Although we got off to a late start, my adventuring party eventually made it out the door, to a 7-11 for last-minute snacks, and then to Qualcomm Stadium, where we boarded the trolley for the Convention Center. Once there, we went immediately to the Stargate Continuum panel, and arrived in time to hear Richard Dean Anderson explain what happens when one goes to the bathroom in subzero temperatures. Hint: things freeze. We then waited through the Stargate Worlds MMORPG presentation (note to self: sign up for the beta test) to see the Stargate Atlantis panel. The Atlantis panel members were asked how working on Atlantis compared to other sci-fi shows. Robert Picardo said that Star Trek took itself far more seriously and never allowed any "winking at the fourth wall." Jewel Staite said that unlike Firefly, "this one doesn't get canceled."

We then sat and waited for the Ghost Hunters panel, only to learn that the lead investigators wouldn't be able to attend. Rather than canceling the panel, the Sci-Fi network brought in investigators from the spin-off, Ghost Hunters International, so the time spent waiting wasn't totally wasted. We also saw previews of some short films that will be distributed via the XBOX Live Marketplace. The interesting thing is, the films are comedies made by well-known horror directors. But, are horror and comedy really that far separated? Most of the panelists thought not. I would agree, and point to works such as The Twilight Zone, many of whose stories are practically jokes.

The panel mayhem continued with Venture Brothers. The show's creator revealed that a fourth season of the series was already being planned. After that, I went to see Larry Marder talk about the revivification of his Beanworld stories. Tales from the Beanworld ran for about twenty issues and was last published in the early Nineties. The company publishing the books folded, and the Beanworld went on a long hiatus, leaving many, many questions unanswered. First among my questions is, what was the horrible event that left the Beanworld in the state in which we found it? We'll have to wait until early next year, when the first new Beanworld stories will be published.

By this point, my adventuring party was pooped and cranky, so we went home and watched Doctor Who.

posted on Friday, July 25, 2008 at 11:59 PM
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This was my second full day at the San Diego Comic-Con. I joined up with my adventuring party just a wee bit late to even think of being on time to the Futurama panel, so instead we got pancakes at a nice little neighborhood restaurant I know. We then boarded the trolley, which was soon filled to capacity, and returned to the Convention Center.

As all of yesterday was spent attending panels, I planned to spend some time today on the convention floor. But first, I wanted to see the Cartoon Voices panel. I saw one year before last and it was almost worth the price of admission alone. This year, there was no almost. Gregg Berger, Alyson Packard, Phil Lamarr, Wally Wingert, Chuck McCann, and Keith Ferguson did a reading of an old Superman radio show with such fantastic delivery and brilliant ad-libs that had the audience literally in tears. There will be another Cartoon Voices panel tomorrow (although with six other actors) so I'll return for that if nothing else.

After that, I did go to the convention center floor, which seemed to be even more crowded than ever. I bought a couple of tee shirts and met an actor from Torchwood. But soon, it was about time to go back upstairs and camp out in Room 6B. Our patience was eventually rewarded when the Mythbusters panel began. Apparently, Adam Savage had been walking around the convention floor in a Hellboy costume for most of the day. This leads me to wonder how many of those stormtroopers wandering around might actually be incognito celebrities?

After that, it was pretty much time to go home.

posted on Saturday, July 26, 2008 at 11:58 PM
Edited on: Sunday, July 27, 2008 12:49 AM
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Today we gathered ourselves together once more and made our way to the Convention Center. We attended the second Cartoon Voices panel, and the actors (Billy West, Katie Leigh, Cheryl Chase, Dee Baker and Chris Edgerly) gave a good panel. Their reading of the script was a bit more restrained than that of the previous day's panel. I think this was partly because Sunday was more or less a kids' day, and it was partly because of both the energy created by Chuck McCann, and the chemistry of the previous panel. After the panel ended, we wandered the convention floor one last time. I bought a Red Robot shirt from Dumbrella so I wouldn't be leaving empty-handed. Then, we left.

For your viewing pleasure, the few pictures that weren't too dark or embarrassingly blurry are in this photo set.

My overall impressions? Well, I'll try not to be influenced by the slightly negative post that I read over at Blogography. However, I will cheerfully admit that he's completely right about all of it. For now, let's just set aside the issue of crowds and crowd management. The Comic-Con, this year, kind of reminds me of an MMORPG. In theory, you are having fun. However, much of your time is spent on the grind in order to get to the point in which you can do something interesting. Experienced players may know ways to bypass some of the grind, but as that knowledge spreads through the player base, everyone will have to start doing things that way or they won't get anywhere. Eventually, the game designers become aware of this and actually cater content toward this style of play.

Yesterday, for example, both the Joe Michael Straczynski and TV Guide Presents panels had a captive audience waiting to see the Mythbusters, and the day before that, the XBOX Live Original Content panel had a captive audience waiting to see the Venture Brothers panel. Now, don't get me wrong, the producers and writers on all of those panels were interesting people and had a lot of interesting material and ideas to share. However, one can't help but wonder how TV Guide and Microsoft both got the panels showcasing their upcoming programming to be scheduled just before two popular panels and not, say, at the same time as those panels. Hmm. I'm sure there's a perfectly reasonable explanation.

Anyway, back to the analogy. If there's one MMORPG that this year's Comic-Con reminds me of, it's City of Villains. As I've said in the past, aside from the new costume bits and the fact that you get to rob a bank once or twice, it's not that different from its predecessor.

Don't get me wrong. I had a really interesting weekend and I encourage anybody who is interested to attend at least once. I'll probably go again next year, too, but I think that perhaps I'll try and make things really interesting— by going in costume and attending the famous masquerade party.

posted on Sunday, July 27, 2008 at 11:06 PM
Edited on: Sunday, July 27, 2008 11:34 PM
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Normally at lunchtime, I just jump in the car and drive to one chain eatery or another, depending on what personal errands I also need to run that day. Other times, I run across the street to the liquor store, or down the street to the coffee shoppe, and order a sandwich to be gobbled up at my desk. But on a few occasions, I'll walk the opposite way for a few blocks to get away from the hubbub of tourists and folks looking to get the day's drinking off to an early start.

This part of the neighborhood is much quieter. Cars pass by less frequently. Residences creep diffidently back to the street before fleeing again at the sight of a freeway onramp down the hill, leaving behind a few junk shops and a taqueria with a sidewalk cafe. It's nice to visit there a little bit later in the afternoon, when the lunch crowd has gone back to where they came from, and to just enjoy a burrito in peace.

posted on Monday, July 28, 2008 at 10:44 PM
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When they say "average," do they mean the mean or the median?

The Big Read thinks the average adult has only read six of the top 100 books they’ve printed below.
1) Look at the list and bold those you have read.
2) Italicize those you read part of but never finished.
3) Underline the books you LOVE.
4) Strikethough those you hope to never read again, and sometimes wish you could un-read.
  1. Pride and Prejudice - Jane Austen
  2. The Lord of the Rings - JRR Tolkien
  3. Jane Eyre - Charlotte Bronte
  4. Harry Potter series - JK Rowling
  5. To Kill a Mockingbird - Harper Lee
  6. The Bible
  7. Wuthering Heights - Emily Bronte
  8. Nineteen Eighty Four - George Orwell
  9. His Dark Materials - Philip Pullman
  10. Great Expectations - Charles Dickens
  11. Little Women - Louisa M Alcott
  12. Tess of the D’Urbervilles - Thomas Hardy
  13. Catch 22 - Joseph Heller
  14. Complete Works of Shakespeare (The Tempest, Measure for Measure, The Comedy of Errors, Much Ado About Nothing, A Midsummer Night’s Dream, The Merchant of Venice, As You Like It, The Taming of the Shrew, All’s Well That Ends Well, Twelfth Night / What You Will, Henry IV, part 1, Henry V, Richard III, Titus Andronicus, Romeo and Juliet, Julius Caesar, Macbeth, Hamlet, King Lear, Othello, Antony and Cleopatra, Cymbeline)
  15. Rebecca - Daphne Du Maurier
  16. The Hobbit - JRR Tolkien
  17. Birdsong - Sebastian Faulks
  18. Catcher in the Rye - JD Salinger
  19. The Time Traveller’s Wife - Audrey Niffenegger
  20. Middlemarch - George Eliot
  21. Gone With The Wind - Margaret Mitchell
  22. The Great Gatsby - F Scott Fitzgerald
  23. Bleak House - Charles Dickens
  24. War and Peace - Leo Tolstoy
  25. The Hitch Hiker’s Guide to the Galaxy - Douglas Adams
  26. Brideshead Revisited - Evelyn Waugh
  27. Crime and Punishment - Fyodor Dostoyevsky
  28. Grapes of Wrath - John Steinbeck
  29. Alice in Wonderland - Lewis Carroll
  30. The Wind in the Willows - Kenneth Grahame
  31. Anna Karenina - Leo Tolstoy
  32. David Copperfield - Charles Dickens
  33. Chronicles of Narnia - CS Lewis
  34. Emma - Jane Austen
  35. Persuasion - Jane Austen
  36. The Lion, The Witch and The Wardrobe - C.S. Lewis
  37. The Kite Runner - Khaled Hosseini
  38. Captain Corelli’s Mandolin - Louis De Bernieres
  39. Memoirs of a Geisha - Arthur Golden
  40. Winnie the Pooh - AA Milne
  41. Animal Farm - George Orwell
  42. The Da Vinci Code - Dan Brown
  43. One Hundred Years of Solitude - Gabriel Garcia Marquez
  44. A Prayer for Owen Meaney - John Irving
  45. The Woman in White - Wilkie Collins
  46. Anne of Green Gables - LM Montgomery
  47. Far From The Madding Crowd - Thomas Hardy
  48. The Handmaid’s Tale - Margaret Atwood
  49. Lord of the Flies - William Golding
  50. Atonement - Ian McEwan
  51. Life of Pi - Yann Martel
  52. Dune - Frank Herbert
  53. Cold Comfort Farm - Stella Gibbons
  54. Sense and Sensibility - Jane Austen
  55. A Suitable Boy - Vikram Seth
  56. The Shadow of the Wind - Carlos Ruiz Zafon
  57. A Tale Of Two Cities - Charles Dickens
  58. Brave New World - Aldous Huxley
  59. The Curious Incident of the Dog in the Night-time - Mark Haddon
  60. Love In The Time Of Cholera - Gabriel Garcia Marquez
  61. Of Mice and Men - John Steinbeck
  62. Lolita - Vladimir Nabokov
  63. The Secret History - Donna Tartt
  64. The Lovely Bones - Alice Sebold
  65. Count of Monte Cristo - Alexandre Dumas
  66. On The Road - Jack Kerouac
  67. Jude the Obscure - Thomas Hardy
  68. Bridget Jones’ Diary - Helen Fielding
  69. Midnight’s Children - Salman Rushdie
  70. Moby Dick - Herman Melville
  71. Oliver Twist - Charles Dickens
  72. Dracula - Bram Stoker
  73. The Secret Garden - Frances Hodgson Burnett
  74. Notes From A Small Island - Bill Bryson
  75. Ulysses - James Joyce
  76. The Bell Jar - Sylvia Plath
  77. Swallows and Amazons - Arthur Ransome
  78. Germinal - Emile Zola
  79. Vanity Fair - William Makepeace Thackeray
  80. Possession - AS Byatt
  81. A Christmas Carol - Charles Dickens
  82. Cloud Atlas - David Mitchell
  83. The Color Purple - Alice Walker
  84. The Remains of the Day - Kazuo Ishiguro
  85. Madame Bovary - Gustave Flaubert
  86. A Fine Balance - Rohinton Mistry
  87. Charlotte’s Web - EB White
  88. The Five People You Meet In Heaven - Mitch Albom
  89. Adventures of Sherlock Holmes - Sir Arthur Conan Doyle
  90. The Faraway Tree Collection - Enid Blyton
  91. Heart of Darkness - Joseph Conrad
  92. The Little Prince - Antoine De Saint-Exupery
  93. The Wasp Factory - Iain Banks
  94. Watership Down - Richard Adams
  95. A Confederacy of Dunces - John Kennedy Toole
  96. A Town Like Alice - Nevil Shute
  97. The Three Musketeers - Alexandre Dumas
  98. Hamlet - William Shakespeare
  99. Charlie and the Chocolate Factory - Roald Dahl
  100. Les Miserables - Victor Hugo

Via arratik

posted on Tuesday, July 29, 2008 at 11:36 PM
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If a man harbors any sort of fear, it percolates through all thinking, damages his personality and makes him a landlord to a ghost. —Lloyd Douglas
posted on Wednesday, July 30, 2008 at 11:56 PM
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Well, it was fun while it lasted. In fact, it was like a month of holidays, almost. I think almost every weekend this month had some kind of festivities. So, were July a roller coaster, I'd be giggling and begging to go again.

After a nap, of course.

posted on Thursday, July 31, 2008 at 11:53 PM
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