The Electronic Replicant

So, like just about everyone else who volunteered for the Thirty Day Blog Challenge, I too have run out of enthusiasm for the project. And like a few of my blog neighbors, I find myself grasping for ideas and wondering what to do next. Until I figure it out, please enjoy this edition of The Friday Five.

If you had to have a Siamese Twin, who would you want it to be and why?

Zaphod Beeblebrox. Three heads are better than one. Also, as a team, we’d be a lot more effective in drawing attention away from the real source of political power in the Galaxy.

Would you rather be connected at the top of the head, or at the waist and why?

At the waist. To a giant. Then I could randomly pop out of his clothes and say things like “Quaid! Activate the reactor!”

Make up a definition to the made up word “kituxilicious”. Use it in a sentence.

The Hitchhiker’s Guide to the Galaxy says this about the word kituxillicious. It is used to describe a situation in which one conjoined sibling attains greater status than another, in the manner of King Kitux. The merciless King Kitux conquered three-quarters of the galaxy before his sudden death. Meanwhile, Kitux’s conjoined twin brother, Droon, served as his accountant. That is, until Kitux suspected Droon of embezzling and had him executed.

Do you think there is something ultimately good about everyone?

Only a Sith deals in absolutes! (draws lightsaber) Oh, wait, wrong continuity. (wraps towel around head)

Would you relive your high school days? Why/why not?

Only if I were the kituxillicious conjoined twin of a giant, or if I were Zaphod Beeblebrox.