So, like just about everyone else who volunteered for the Thirty Day Blog Challenge, I too have run out of enthusiasm for the project. And like a few of my blog neighbors, I find myself grasping for ideas and wondering what to do next. Until I figure it out, please enjoy this edition of The Friday Five.
- If you had to have a Siamese Twin, who would you want it to be and why?
- Zaphod Beeblebrox. Three heads are better than one. Also, as a team, we’d be a lot more effective in drawing attention away from the real source of political power in the Galaxy.
- Would you rather be connected at the top of the head, or at the waist and why?
- At the waist. To a giant. Then I could randomly pop out of his clothes and say things like “Quaid! Activate the reactor!”
- Make up a definition to the made up word “kituxilicious”. Use it in a sentence.
- The Hitchhiker’s Guide to the Galaxy says this about the word kituxillicious. It is used to describe a situation in which one conjoined sibling attains greater status than another, in the manner of King Kitux. The merciless King Kitux conquered three-quarters of the galaxy before his sudden death. Meanwhile, Kitux’s conjoined twin brother, Droon, served as his accountant. That is, until Kitux suspected Droon of embezzling and had him executed.
- Do you think there is something ultimately good about everyone?
- Only a Sith deals in absolutes! (draws lightsaber) Oh, wait, wrong continuity. (wraps towel around head)
- Would you relive your high school days? Why/why not?
- Only if I were the kituxillicious conjoined twin of a giant, or if I were Zaphod Beeblebrox.
ERIK
