The Spo Meme

Today’s post comes courtesy of Spo Reflections. The author, Urspo, compiled this questionnaire to determine how Spo-ish his readers are. Let’s give it a try, shall we?

How “Spoish” are you?

[…] is jolly good fun ! (fill in the blank)
A good party game. With good company, of course.
Tea, wine, or champagne?
Since Champagne is basically wine, I can choose Wine and get Champagne included for free. So, Wine… unless we’re having Chinese food, or it’s time for breakfast and we’re out of coffee, or it’s cold outside.
How left handed are you?
Not very. I can barely manage to hold my fork Continental style. I can slice up meats just fine, but when it comes time for rice pilaf or mashed potatoes, I must revert to the fork-in-right-hand American style.
The loudest item of clothing I have […]
Without a doubt, it’s the Spider-Man Hawaiian Shirt that I received for Christmas some years ago. It looks like this:
Spider-Man Hawaiian Shirt
Yes, I’ve worn it.
The Best Friend: who is s/he?
That would most certainly be the gentleman that I took to see the Space Shuttle, and on several other adventures. It was also he who, now that I think of it, gave me that very loud Spider-Man shirt.
I’d rather eat rats in Tewkesbury than……
Anything with a gratuitous topping of cilantro.
How many of these have you done?:
1. Been to an opera
Does Space Opera count? No? Then no.
2. Read a novel by Dickens
No. Wait, I think I may have read an abridged version of A Christmas Carol back in middle school. So, yes, sort of?
3. Drank Bourbon
How do you think I made it though Thanksgiving?
4. Been to Key West
Yes, but only vicariously, through the medium of bright green pies.
5. Visited The Stratford Festival of Canada
I’ve been to a Stratocaster museum exhibit. That’s sort of similar, isn’t it?
6. Spiders give you the heebie-jeebies.
While I don’t exactly like spiders, my true heebie-jeebies come from the supposedly humourous personal injury videos showcased on Tosh.0. Blech, shiver, shiver.
7. Been to Michigan
No. I am somewhat ashamed to admit that I’ve not been east of the Rockies in my adult life.
8. Rolled down a grass hill.
No, it was a dirt hill. My family was too poor to afford grass when I was a child.
9. Ate Synder Pretzels
After an investigation of their website, I can conclude that, yes, I’ve eaten those grid-shped snack products they have. Unless, of course, what I was actually eating was a Safeway Select knockoff.
10. Used the word “rubbish” in the past 30 days.
Yes, indeed. And what I said was, “I’ve seen it. It’s rubbish.”
11. Worn a bow tie
Yes, but it was a costume bow tie. And that’s all I’m going to say about that.
12. Have a set of Viking horns
Yes, a cheap plastic horned helmet. And I did not wear it with the bow tie. And that’s all I’m going to say about that.
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