The Strange Question Meme, Part Two

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26. What color is your watch?
Like most people of this day and age, I don’t wear a wristwatch, but rather consult my mobile device to check the time. And that’s classic black, by the way. Don’t get me wrong, I’m not pronouncing wristwatches obsolete. They still have a place as jewelry.
27. What do you think of when you hear “Australia”?
Kangaroos, Lex Luthor, and the Muttonchopped Mutant. I’m sure if I were to actually visit the place, I’d form better word associations than zoo animals and dialogue from a twenty-nine year old movie.
28. Would you strip for money?
Depends who was paying, and why.
29. Do you go in a fast food place or just hit the drive thru?
Depend on the time of day. At lunchtime, I will almost always go inside. At dinner time, I’ll almost always hit the drive through and bring my meal home.
30. What is your favorite number?
31. Who’s the last person you talked to on the phone?
Somebody with the grave misfortune of having a phone number mentioned in a twenty-seven year old pop song.
32. Any plans today?
Perhaps I’ll go see Men Who Stare At Goats.
33. In how many states have you lived?
Just one. Is that odd?
34. Biggest annoyance right now?
Overhearing the bitching and moaning of an MMO player.
35. Last song listened to?
Hidden Hand, Hidden Fist
36. Can you say the alphabet backwards?
“Teba Hapla Eht.”
37. Do you have a maid service clean your house?
No, but that’s a great idea.
38. Favorite pair of shoes you wear all the time?
I’m not particularly fond of any of them.
39. Are you jealous of anyone?
Yes, Stevie B and Dead Robot for their ability to not only post daily, but also to make it appear effortless, and on top of that, to also be consistently entertaining. Good work, guys.
40. Is anyone jealous of you?
If so, I’m unaware of it.
41. Do you love anyone?
Yes, but that’s all I’ll say about that for now.
42. Do any of your friends have children?
Most of my friends have children, especially when you count the non-human sort of children.
43. What do you usually do during the day?
Like most people of this day and age, I have a thing called a job.
44. Do you hate anyone that you know right now?
No, but I hate lots of people that I don’t know.
45. Do you use the word hello daily?
Probably. I’ve never counted.
46. What color is your car?
Umm, a grayish blob?
47. What size wedding ring do you wear?
None. Thanks a lot, stupid voters.
48. Are you thinking about someone right now?
Whoever that is who’s still driving around the neighborhood with not one, but two, “Yes on 8″ bumper stickers.
49. Have you ever been to Six Flags?
Yes. More than one, in fact, but at the time they were called “Marriott’s Great America,” and “Marine World USA.”
50. How did you get your worst scar?
I lost a chunk out of the thumb on my left hand during a bout of alligator wrestling.
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8 thoughts on “The Strange Question Meme, Part Two”

  1. How do I keep my blog so supple and young?

    Basically I take memes like these and use one question per blog post. It’s like hamburger helper for oversharing.

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