Weird… Creepy!

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1. If your boss says, "I would like to talk to you about your internet usage" what would your first reaction be?
"This oughtta be good."
2. If you SO asks you "Does this make me look fat?" how do you answer?
"No, your fat makes you look fat."
3. What is one thing that you pay for, but resent having to do so?
Air. What, you don’t pay for air? What do you mean, nobody pays for air?
4. A day is being created in honor of you. How should we celebrate it?
Costumed revelry! Up-tempo singing and dancing! And barbecue!
5. What CD or Album in your music collection do you secretly enjoy,but would be embarrassed if others heard you grooving to it?
I’d be more embarrassed if someone saw me grooving to something in my collection.
6. How long do you think you would last if you were a contestant on Survivor?
Long enough for the narrator to ask, "and remember this guy from the season’s very first episode? Me neither! Nyuck, nyuck, nyuck!"
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