The Three for One Meme

I wanted to do Sunday Stealing’s Two-for-One Meme but I didn’t like some of the questions. So I Frankensteined in some Wednesday Weirdness. Voila! I’m a memetic engineer!

1. What is on the walls of your room?
Whitish paint and a few bent nails left by the previous tenant. Why hang art in your bedroom? You’re not going to see it in the dark with your eyes closed. Unless the artwork is some kind of gigantic neon sign or something. That would be cool. But the buzzing would keep me awake, not to mention the light.
2. What type of music do you listen to?
Like any other type of art, I know it when I see it. If you’re really that interested, you can go check out my Pandora stations.
3. What do you want more than anything right now?
A real live working TARDIS. And a spunky sidekick. Also, a lightsaber. And some droids.
4. Do you get scared in the dark?
I think we all scare ourselves in those overlong moments that we lie awake in the dark waiting for the Sandman to claim us for the night.
5. What’s you worst fear?
Swine Flu.
6. If you could eat anything right now, what would it be?
No thanks, I just came back from dinner. I’ll take an Alka-Seltzer if you have any.
7. What is your favorite day of the year?
8. Do you enjoy reading infidelity blogs? Why? If you don’t, is there any reason why you don’t?
I have a very good reason. I don’t know what an infidelity blog is.
9. If you could make one frivolous purchase right now without expense being an option, what one thing would you go buy?
A small third-world nation with a volcano into which I could carve my likeness.
10. Who is your favorite celebrity?
Oh, now, if I were to pick just one, all the others would get jealous.
11. Could you fall in love with someone that you know must leave?
Could one, yes. Should one? Depends. Do you believe that it is better to have loved and lost? Or do you believe that any heartbreak is intolerable?
12. Share a favorite quote of yours.
“PHP is a minor evil perpetrated and created by incompetent amateurs, whereas Perl is a great and insidious evil perpetrated by skilled but perverted professionals.” — Jon Ribbens
13. What’s your weakness?
14. Do you believe that we all have a soul mate?
Hmm, “we all have a soul mate.” We all have the same one? That would explain a lot.
15. What were you doing before Sunday Stealing?
The Friday Five, and before that, Friday Fun. Both of those seemed to peter out after a while.
16. What do you get complicated about the most?
I, ah… er… that is, rather… uhm… It’s complicated.
17. What turns you off the most from a potential partner?
If they seem neurotic, unstable, or just seem to harbor offensive memes.
18. Have you ever gotten drunk and then gotten behind the wheel to drive?
Yes, but only after waiting a prudent while, of course.
19. What is you worst habit?
Making people guess when I’m pulling their legs.
20. Do you use sarcasm?
What? Sarcasm? Never!
21. What are your least favorite sounds?
The vibrator motor in my phone.
22. As an adult, have you ever been caught having sex by someone you didn’t ever want to catch you in the act?
Not to my knowledge.
24. If you had to participate, would you rather be in a mud wrestling competition or a JellO wrestling competition?
I think JellO. It comes in all those pretty colors.
23. If your current significant other wound up in jail for no less than 5 years but didn’t kill or physically harm anyone, would you wait for them or move on?
Were our positions reversed, I would tell the significant other not to feel obligated to wait. Therefore, were our positions reversed again, my ideal significant other would tell me not to wait, but to do whatever would make me happy. So that’s what I’d do. Of course, my ideal significant other probably wouldn’t wind up in jail, either… so.. yeah…
25. What’s the meaningful gift that you’ve received?
I guess that would be “Life.” Thanks, Mom!
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