The Procrastination Tool Meme

I’ve decided to steal an old Sunday Stealing instead of doing the current one. So there.

1. What is your favorite sit-down restaurant?
Carl’s Jr., because they’ll pay five bucks every time you say that.
2. What food could you eat for 2 weeks straight and not get sick of it?
Carl’s Jr. That’s ten bucks. Woot!
3. Have you ever had anything removed from your body?
Carl’s Jr. And that mention is probably worth zero bucks or less.
4. What is the last heavy item you lifted?
A computer.
5. Have you ever been knocked unconscious?
Yes, when I lost my grip on the computer.
6. If it were possible, would you want to know the day you were going to die?
Yes, it would be most convenient to be able to plan accordingly.
7. If you could change your name, what would you change it to?
Princess Angelina Contessa Louisa Francesca Banana Fanna Fobesca III.
8. What’s your goal for the year?
To change my name to Princess Angelina Contessa Louisa Francesca Banana Fanna Fobesca III.
9. Last person you hugged?
Was eager to leave.
10. First place you went this morning?
The toilet.
11. Do you always answer your phone?
No, and if it’s important, you’ll leave a message.
12. It’s four in the morning and you get a text message, who is it?
It’s probably that dreadfully heavy computer.
13. If you could change your eye color what would it be?
Fluorescent Mango.
14. What’s on your wish list for your birthday?
Fluorescent Mango contact lenses.
15. Does the future make you more nervous or excited?
Is there a difference?
16. Do you have any saved texts?
No, I can always just wait until four in the morning to get the exact same text all over again.
17. Ever been in a car wreck?
Literally and figuratively.
18. Do you have an accent?
Yeah, like… totally, dude.
19. What was the last song to make you cry?
Cry? Me? Never! Only weaklings with clumsy fingers cry at their inability to master Guitar Hero!
20. What did you do last night?
I may have played a musical video game. Or I may not have.
21. Have you ever felt like you hit rock bottom?
Yes, but I was mistaken.
22. Current hate right now?
That tomorrow is Monday.
23. Met someone who changed your life?
Everybody, to some degree.
24. How did you bring in the New Year?
With silver bells, and cockle shells, and pretty maids all in a row.
25. What song represents you?
I think this one might be appropriate.
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