Sunday Stealing: The Mud Meme

If it weren't for meme posts, maybe I wouldn't have no posts at all.

1. What are your current obsessions?
People that think it's all right to use every machine in the entire laundromat. Also, people that say “alright.”
2. Which item from your wardrobe do you wear most often?
What wardrobe? I don't wear the same thing every day, but all my clothes seem to look exactly the same. Wait a minute, am I a cartoon character?
3. What's for dinner?
Swine Flu.
4. Last thing you bought?
Another set of clothes that look exactly like the others.
5. What are you listening to?
Circling aircraft. Ming! Activate the lightning field!
6. If you were a god/goddess who would you be?
I think the practical answer would be to set myself up as god-emperor to a society of ignorant primitives. I'd speak to them though a giant flaming holographic head with a horrifyingly loud digitally altered voice, and send them on pointless and inscrutable quests which I would, of course, engineer ahead of time. (Allbenevolently, of course.) Then I'd reward their efforts with a revelation about agriculture, architecture, sanitation, or whatever. Isn't that what godhood's all about?
7. Favorite holiday spots?
The North Pole.
8. Reading right now?
Yes. I'd hate to think I was hallucinating all these questions.
9. 4 words to describe yourself.
In the words of Gag Halfrunt, personal brain-care specialist to Zaphod Beeblebrox, “he's just zis guy.”
10. Guilty pleasure?
11. Who or what makes you laugh until you’re weak?
Tasha's Uncontrollable Hideous Laughter.
12. Planning to travel to next?
In search of a society of ignorant primitives.
13. Best thing you ate or drank lately?
I didn't catch it's name, but the other day I had a fabulous little fruit drink with an umbrella on top.
14. When did you last get tipsy?
Friday. Or was that yesterday? What's today, Sunday? Then it all started Thursday.
15. Care to share some wisdom?
If there's an elephant in the room, introduce him. And don't step in the poop. You know there's gonna be poop.
16. Nicest thing anyone’s ever said to you?
“You're sonice.
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