Stupid Friday

It’s Friday, so it’s time to play the Stupid 33, as seen at gambrinous with griffonage.

1. When was the last time you cried?
A few minutes ago, when I realized I still had no idea what to post about.
2. Were you named after anyone?
No, my parents just ran out of steam in the middle of Chapter E in What To Name Your Baby.
3. Why are you so fickle when it comes to women?
Does it please you to believe that I am fickle when it comes to women? Have you had many experiences with fickle men? Why do you suppose this is? Is your problem really with men? Really?
4. What is your favorite lunch meat?
Turkey, I suppose. I don’t like bologna. It tastes like unroasted hot dogs.
5. Do you have kids?
Why do you ask? Wait a minute, is this questionnaire just a widely-cast fishing net in an attempt to find a man? I was going to try that once, but the man I wanted threw himself at me before I even published it.
6. If you were another person would you be friends with you?
Er… what? Clarify, please? If I was another person, would that person be friends with the person that wasn’t me anymore? If I was another person, would that person be friends with itself? If I was another person, then would the person I am now be friends with that person’s self? I… I’m dizzy… I think I have to lie down a moment…
7. Do you use sarcasm a lot?
What, little old me? Pshaw. Never.
8. Do you still have your tonsils?
Hmm. Why would a woman searching for the perfect man ask if I had my tonsils out? That’s not even a commonly performed procedure anymore, is it? Oh, lady… I think you might have just dated yourself.
9. Would you bungee jump?
No. Nooo.
10. What is your favorite cereal?
You know what I haven’t had in ages and sounds just fantastic right now? Peanut Butter Crunch. Do they still make that?
11. Do you untie your shoes when you take them off?
Not if I can avoid it. I’ve got to untie my boots, of course, but not my sneakers. Is this a pet peeve of yours?
12. Do you think you are strong enough to be with me
Ah, now I think I understand why you see men as fickle. You’ve got "strong opinions" and a "forceful personality", haven’t you?
13. What is your favorite ice cream?
I miss Cool Britannia, but I think Jamoca Cookies and Cream is pretty darn good, too.
14. What is the first thing you notice about people?
Their attitude, or as I’ve always thought of it, "whether or not they have a mean face."
15. Red or pink?
Red or pink what?
16. What is your least favorite thing about yourself?
That I do so many of these questionnaires.
17. Who do you mess with the most?
As in tease, psychologically torment, make sport of? I don’t. It’s mean. I think you’re mean. If we’d have met in person I’d have noticed it right away.
18. What was the last thing you ate?
Burrito. If we’d have met in person, you’d have noticed that right away.
19. What are you listening to right now?
Evelyn Thomas, "High Energy." Hey, Amarok picked it, not me.
20. Who was the last person you talked to on the phone?
My brother. Making Christmas plans. Yay!
21. Why aren’t you married?
As Eureka’s Deputy Jo Lupo said, "The good ones are all married, gay, or robots." Or some combination thereof. Does that mean I’m a good one for having answered all the questions so far? Yay! Ooh, but what if I’m really a bad one in disguise? If I were a bad one, would I have to answer the rest of the questions? Really? Rats.
22. Last movie you watched?
Oh. Hmm. I don’t remember. I hope it wasn’t The Mummy 3. I doubt I’ve watched anything lately that would score me any points here.
23. What did you dream about last night?
So, now you’re pre-screening your men based on psychological analysis as well? Very well. I dreamed about the Damn Hell Server Project From Hell That Won’t Die Because There’s Always Some Stupid Fucking Detail That Gets Left Out Every Single Fucking Time I Go To Fucking Work On It… which I hope to now consider case closed. Please? Pretty please?
24. What book are you reading?
I refer you to my latest Now Reading post. What were you expecting, Shopaholic Takes Manhattan? The Unsuggester told me not to read that one.
25. Summer or winter?
Winter.
26. Hugs or kisses?
Hugs.
27. Do you have any special talents?
No, my talents are fairly mundane.
28. What are they?
What do you want, a résumé? Well, I’m not giving that to you! It’s got my home address on it, and you’re mean and like to mess with people! I’d probably come home someday and find mustard all over my doorknob, or worse.
29. What did you watch on TV last?
An episode of the Ghost Hunters. I wanted to watch Mythbusters but was outvoted.
30. What is your favorite sound?
ZERRRRRR-RRRR-RRRR-CH!
31. Rolling Stones or The Beatles?
Beatles. And, dare I say, if you’re not trying to establish yourself as a music snob, then you’re even further dating yourself with this question.
32. Most likely to respond to this meme?
The sort of guy who’d get the answers more or less right. However, I refer you back to question #21. Beep boop, girl.
33. Least likely to respond?
Anyone else.
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2 thoughts on “Stupid Friday”

  1. Mustard on the doorknob!! Ahhh, yes that would just suck. Ugh, you can NEVER get rid of that vinegar-y smell.
    Erik… you’re so funny and you made me laugh so much reading this it brought a tear to my eye. You may have been going for snarky and not appreciate that I think you’re endearingly, charmingly funny. So if it bothers you… I… ah… won’t say it.
    Heh.

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