Before embarking on Evil™ as a career path, it’s important to have goals and/or objectives. Now, some would-be Evil™ Geniuses are just too busy and/or impatient to formulate and/or articulate these goals and/or objectives. Fortunately, there’s a solution, the Evil™ Plan Generator. Simply choose your preferred form of Evil™ from the menu, and the generator does the rest. Behold my Evil™ Plan:
Your objective is simple: Destroy the Earth.
Your motive is a bit more complex: To show them all
To begin your plan, you must first clone a superman. This will cause the world to give one another worried looks, overwhelmed by your arrival. Who is this evil genius? Where did they come from? And why do they look so good in classic black?
Next, you must sabotoge the moon (ooh, tides!). This will all be done from a air fortress, a mysterious place of unrivaled dark glory. Upon seeing this, the world will spontaneously combust, as countless hordes of computer programmers hasten to do your every bidding.
Finally, you must activate your doomsday device, bringing about something that’s really metal. Your name shall become synonymous with insanity, and no man will ever again dare roll his or her eyes. Everyone will bow before your incredible power, and the world will have no choice but to make you their new god.