I just discovered this delightful Blog Post Generator. It’s not a random blog post generator, unfortunately. Still, if you’re in a pinch and you want to blame your lack of recent posts on global warming, waiting for a gentleman to propose, or a lack of prosthetic hands, you may be in luck as this example shows:
Holy crap! I just had a terrible scare when I thought I have not updated this since I had to start working to pay the ridiculous food and petrol prices to feed my kids… You would not believe that my hands were chopped off and I was waiting for bionic ones. Stupid Global Warming!
I am absolutely consumed with waiting for a fine young gentleman to propose, watching Dexter, just generally being a doormat to my employer, my day pisses me off from the second I am woken by murderous Teletubbies to well after sun-down. I am plotting and planning. I need a nap.
I totally promise I will make more of an effort to blog more often until the nice men in the white coats come back. Well, I’ll try. Unless of course the pool with the cocktail bar is heated!