Friday Fabulous Fifty

It’s Friday, so it’s time to play the Fifty Question Meme as seen at Voenix Rising.

1. You have 10 dollars and need to buy snacks at a gas station. What do you get?
Mmm, gas station food! I guess I’d get some honey-roasted cashews, maybe some of the yellow Hostess cupcakes (or the orange ones, if they have them) and a Slurpee.
2. If you were reincarnated as a sea creature, what would you want to be?
The leviathan.
3. Who’s your favorite redhead?
Well, it’s not Clay Aiken I’ll tell you that much.
4. What do you order when you’re at IHOP?
Some honey-roasted cashews, maybe some Hostess cupcakes… Oh, wait, IHOP…? Uhm, pancakes, then?
5. Last book you read?
Wetware.
6. Describe your mood.
Grouchy.
7. Describe the last time you were injured.
I bonked my head on the corner of a fusebox. Hence the grouchiness.
8. Of all your friends, who would you want to be stuck in a well with?
Someone with really excellent cell coverage.
9. Rock concert or symphony?
I’ve been to rock concerts. I’d like to give the symphony a shot.
10. What is the wallpaper of your cell phone?
The plain, boring blue gradient that came standard.
11. Favorite soda?
Ginger Beer
12. What type of shirt are you wearing?
A tee shirt.
13. If you could only use one form of transportation?
Levitiation, that is to say, self-powered flight.
14. Most recent movie you have watched in theater?
Get Smart.
15. Name an actor/actress/singer you have had the hots for.
Well, it’s not Clay Aiken, I’ll tell you that much.
16. What’s your favorite kind of cake?
Yellow, with chocolate frosting. And not that nasty fake frosting that comes on grocery store birthday cakes, if you please.
17. What did you have for dinner last night?
Burgers. Burgers and barbecue beans.
18. Look to your left, what do you see?
A number of doors.
19. Do you untie your shoes when you take them off?
Depends on the shoes.
20. Favorite toy as a child?
LEGO, of course.
21. Do you buy your own groceries?
Since I’m not a subsistence farmer, yes.
22. Do you think people talk about you behind your back?
Yes. They also talk about me in front of my back.
23. When was the last time you had gummy worms?
Do they still make those?
24. What’s your favorite fruit?
I happen to be fond of nectarines about now.
25. Do you have a picture of yourself doing a cartwheel?
That is Photoshopped, I swear.
26. Do you like running long distances?
Walk? Sure. Briskly, even. Run? Not so much.
27. Have you ever eaten snow?
Yes. Apparently people like to put maple syrup on it or something like that. Some kind of tradition or something.
28. What color are your bedsheets?
I think I’m using the gray zigzagged ones right now.
29. What’s your favorite flower?
The artichoke.
30. Do you do ballet?
Oh, that would be quite a sight.
31. Do you listen to classical music?
Yes.
32. What is the first TV Theme song that pops in your head?
I wish it was UFO, but instead…
33. Do you watch Sponge Bob?
Uh, no. Sorry.
34. What temperature is it outside right now?
I would have to say…"nice."
35. Do people consider you smart?
Yes, but people also consider me stupid.
36. How many piercings do you have?
None.
37. Are you signed on [to] AIM?
No.
38. Have you ever tried gluing your fingers together?
What, on purpose? Why?
39. How do you feel about your family
They’re nice. Really.
40. Do you have an iPod?
No.
41. What time do you go to bed?
Oh, right about now.
42. What CD is currently in your CD player?
In my car, it’s "Monster Surf."
43. What movie do you know every line to?
Star Treks II-IV, Robocop and Who Framed Roger Rabbit. This was my family’s entire film collection for quite some time.
44. What is your favorite salad dressing?
A big steaming dollop of taco filling.
45. What do you want for Christmas this year?
Dear Santa, I want a MORBITEK ZOMBIFICATION RAY MK I, and a fortress, either an EVIL CASTLE LAIR, or a ORBITAL SPACE STATION, and plexiglass visors for my Legions of Terror, and a ROBOTIC AYN RAND, and, oh yes, a PONY! Don’t forget the pony!
46. What family member/friend lives the farthest from you?
That would be my grandmother, who lives on a remote tropical island somewhere in the Pacific.
47. Do you like hugs?
No, and I also do not like kittens, sunshine, laughter, and campfire sing-a-longs.
48. Last time you had butterflies in your stomach?
I think they serve deep-fried butterflies at the Del Mar Fair.
49. What’s the way people most often mispronounce any part of your name?
They don’t.
It’s a very easy name.
But, they’ll spell it wrong almost every time.
50. Last person you hugged?
Well, it’s not Clay Aiken, I’ll tell you that much.

Attention Clay Aiken fans: It’s nothing personal. The only other readhead I could think of was Conan O’Brien.

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