Buh-nah nuna-nah nuna-nah-nah…

Dear Tequila,

Do you recall why I told you, all those years ago, that I never wanted to see you again? Well, I do.

The only reason I spent any time at all with you last night was because you were with some good friends of mine. It had been so long since we’d seen one another that I forgot the terrible things you are capable of. Why, I recently even began to wonder if I hadn’t been misjudging you all this time. I had thought that maybe things had changed, that perhaps you had changed.

I was wrong.

You haven’t changed a bit.

So, dear Tequila, if you come near me again, I’ll have you arrested.

Sincerely,

The Electronic Replicant

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