Quiz time!

I’m not sure… but I suspect I am being made fun of. Especially for JavaScript for Netscape 2.0. That is a work of frackin’ iterature that’s got a permanent place on my bookshelf alongside Pascal Programming and Problem Solving.

And I’ve had plenty of breakfast. Why just today I had Reeses Peanut Butter Cups and coffee. So there, quiz maker. Pthblpthtth-x!

Your home is a

Spawn-camping Coder’s Stronghold

Your kitchen is stocked with chips, dips, and assortedcaffeinated beverages. There’s a pantry with emergency backupcaffeinated beverages. You also have some breakfast cereals inthere, but you haven’t had breakfast since last Spring. Yourmaster bedroom has blankets printed with images of Mario andLink. Your study has every language reference book everwritten, including now-useless titles like Learn Javascript2.0! and C++ Programming for Windows 95. (Why areyou keeping those?) One of your garages holds yourcollection of ferraris, and is measured in acreage.

Yourhome also includes a roost for griffons. You’ve never actually seena griffon, but you keep the roost ready anyway. Your guestsenjoy your collection of every console and associated gameever made. Except the Intellivision — those controllers drivethem NUTS. Outside is the moat that protects your home fromgoblin invaders and extended family.

And, you have apet — a koopa named "Shelly".

Below is asnippet of the blueprints:

Build YOUR Dream Home!

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