Drive-By Blogging

Today’s trip through the Randomizer led me to discover According to Heather. Her post "Drive Through Blogging" mentioned a divorce lawyer that had apparently once had a drive-through window. "Well, I can do one better," I thought, "We’ve got drive-by divorces down here." I was sure I’d posted the below picture as an accompaniment to some post or other, and was going to post a link to that post in my comment. Unfortunately, according to both my third-party site search field, and a verificatory manual search, I’ve never posted anything to do with drive-by divorces or the photo in question. Well, time to remedy that situation!

And to make this a true drive-by blogging, I’ll follow the photo with a list stolen from elsewhere:

Ten Reasons Gay Marriage Will Remain Illegal

  1. Being gay is not natural. Real Americans always reject unnatural things like eyeglasses, polyester, and air conditioning.
  2. Gay marriage will encourage people to be gay, in the same way that hanging around tall people will make you tall.
  3. Legalizing gay marriage will open the door to all kinds of crazy behavior. People may even wish to marry their pets because a dog has legal standing and can sign a marriage contract.
  4. Straight marriage has been around a long time and hasn’t changed at all; women are still property, blacks still can’t marry whites, and divorce is still illegal.
  5. Straight marriage will be less meaningful if gay marriage were allowed; the sanctity of Britany Spears’ 55-hour just-for-fun marriage would be destroyed.
  6. Straight marriages are valid because they produce children. Gay couples, infertile couples, and old people shouldn’t be allowed to marry because our orphanages aren’t full yet, and the world needs more children.
  7. Obviously gay parents will raise gay children, since straight parents only raise straight children.
  8. Gay marriage is not supported by religion. In a theocracy like ours, the values of one religion are imposed on the entire country. That’s why we have only one religion in America.
  9. Children can never succeed without a male and a female role model at home. That’s why we as a society expressly forbid single parents to raise children.
  10. Gay marriage will change the foundation of society; we could never adapt to new social norms. Just like we haven’t adapted to cars, the service-sector economy, or longer life spans.
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2 thoughts on “Drive-By Blogging”

  1. This has to be the funniest picture I’ve seen in a while. I had no idea they existed, nor did I know they had a bloody drive through window for a divorce lawyer. AWESOME!
    HAHA…. oh man, that’s great.

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