Curse you, NABLOPOMO

"Whip me, beat me, make me write bad posts" – Eris

I ever so fortunately discovered this questionnaire at lily potter knits which I in turn discovered by using the Randomizer. It’s 23:21 now… will I complete all 38 questions by the stroke of midnight? Let’s find out!

1. Name one person who made you laugh last night.
That would be Jon Dyer with his post "How To Piss Me Off With Your Blog."
2. What were you doing at 0800?
Shampooing and being haunted by "Psyche Rock." Apparently I do sing in the shower, but only to instrumentals. Go figure.
3. What were you doing 30 minutes ago?
I believe I was looking at my Google Analytics stats to see if my experimental poop post has had any effect on my stats.
4. What happened to you in 2006? I had a baby.
Well, aren’t you special? ;-) I started a blog. Yay.
5. What was the last thing you said out loud?
"WTF?" However, it was not in acronym form.
6. How many beverages did you have today?
"Have you had," dear. I have had three beverages today: morning coffee, a Dr. Pepper at Chic-Fil-A, and a Fat Tire at Applebee’s.
7. What color is your hairbrush?
I… don’t believe I own a hairbrush. I don’t think I need one. I have short hair.
8. What was the last thing you paid for?
That would be dinner.
9. Where were you last night?
On my couch.
10. What color is your front door?
A very light beige, or a very muddy white.
11. Where do you keep your change?
Nobody has ever told me "keep the change."
12. What’s the weather like today?
It’s nice.
13. What’s the best ice-cream flavor?
Ah, Baskin-Robbins has the most delicious Jamoca Cookies and Cream flavor. They say a picture is worth a thousand words…

…but apparently whoever said that didn’t take resolution into account. Oh well.
14. What excites you?
Robots. Robots everywhere! Muh-woo-hoo-ha-ha-haaaaaaaa! (gasp, pant)
15. Do you want to cut your hair?
Myself? No, I tried that once back in high school. I think everyone else was too polite to say anything, but at least a certain goth boy from the school paper complemented me on it.
16. Are you over the age of 25?
If I’m not, then hoo boy, I’m in trouble.
17. Do you talk a lot?
19. Do you know anyone named Steven?
I used to work for a Steven, and so did Driver Steven and Press Man Steven.
20. Do you make up your own words?
That’s opinionary. If I take a common word and splice an unusual, but still common, suffix onto it, is it still considered made-up? If so, then the first person to utter the word "diagrammatic" could be accused of making up words.
21. Are you a jealous person?
What have I to be jealous of?
22. Name a friend whose name starts with the letter "A."
I assume you mean "close, personal friend" and not any of "casual work acquaintance," "random person from online contact list," or "blog stalkee." In that case, I cannot name one. Sorry. :-P
23. Name a friend whose name starts with the letter "K."
See number 22.
24. Who’s the first person on your received call list?
That would be the fellow I went to dinner with.
25. What does the last text message you received say?
"I have a table."
26. Do you chew on your straw?
No. I also do not chew on hay.
27. Do you have curly hair?
No, thank goodness.
28. Where’s the next place you’re going to?
Hell, probably.
29. Who’s the rudest person in your life?
Why, that would be…. me!
30. What was the last thing you ate?
It was called "Crunchy Oriental Chicken Bowl" or something like that. Not bad, but it was maybe just a wee little bit too crunchy.
31. Will you get married in the future?
What, a rude bastard like me? I think not.
32. What’s the best movie you’ve seen in the past 2 weeks?
It was a documentary about Bob Moog, who basically invented the synthesizer. In fact, that was probably the only movie I’ve seen in the past two weeks.
33. Is there anyone you like right now?
No. And they deserve it.
36. Did you cry today?
Why, what are you planning? Are you going to make me jealous?
37. Why did you answer and post this?
For the same reason that the last person did: so that I would make my thirty post goal.
38. Tag 5 people who would do this survey.
Yes, I’m tagging the poor person who didn’t get tagged last time, and I’m also going to choose four other victims randomly from the randomizer. But I’ll come back and do that in a moment here.
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2 thoughts on “Curse you, NABLOPOMO”

  1. Critiquing the grammar of a meme? Very nice.
    Thanks for thinking of me as a candidate for the trite fillers that are memes. I’ll be doing it sometime next week, because if I annoy my friends with another round of “IP Memes – Super Snark Edition” I may get very dirty comments…
    On that thought though…

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