Well, it looks like November is finally over. And if I can write just one more post, I’ll have made the thirty-day challenge. So today, I’ll try and answer a reader-submitted question or two.

Q. What is a replicant printer?

A. You may be thinking of a rapid prototyping machine, or 3-D printer. This is a computer-controlled device that sculpts an object into existence by either cutting unwanted material away from a block of raw material, or by depositing layers of material upon one another until the desired form is obtained. Originally exotic devices that used ultraviolet lasers and tanks of photoreactive polymers, rapid prototyping machines are now commonly built by hobbyists. And there are signs that low-cost rapid prototyping machines may soon be available to the consumer. For example, one can already buy a computer-controlled woodworking mill.

However, the printing is only half the job. If one wishes to replicate an object (in size and shape, since this isn’t Star Trek– yet) then one must first enter these parameters into the controlling computer. This is an easy task if the object to be replicated is a cube, but the task grows more daunting as the object grows more complex. Enter the 3-D scanner. As with the 3-D printer, some hobbyists have already been experimenting with low-cost methods using milk and laser levels.

Q. Do cassette players have relays I can scavenge?

A. Generally not. However, it’s a fairly good bet that a modem or fax machine will give up at least one relay.

I’ve been thinking a bit about "viral marketing" lately in the course of my work. There have been some pretty subtle, successful examples of this that could be worth emulating, and there have been some egregious, obnoxious examples.

I’ve mentioned Flixster in the past. If you’ve never used it, think IMDB meets MySpace. I believe the enrollment strategy is for folks to encourage their friends to take a movie compatibility quiz, who in turn will encourage other friends to take the quiz as well. That’s step one. In step two, the users rate movies in order to get the computer to recommend a movie they may like. This seems to be the current model of the Internet: trick users into doing all the work, and make them feel like they’re having fun doing it. After all, what does this company get out of this arrangement besides advertising revenue? Well, they actually get a giant sliceable, diceable demographic database showing exactly what sorts of movies interest exactly what sorts of people. Don’t get me wrong, I’ve nothing against demographics when not used for evil. And by "not used for evil," I mean "result in products or services that might actually be of interest to me."

If you couldn’t tell, Flixster was the "good" example. Now, something a bit… less good… is World of Quizzes. They, too, propagate through quizzes (if you couldn’t have guessed.) In one user’s experience, the "fun" began when he submitted his answers for scoring. First, he was instructed to register. That’s something of a fact of life nowadays, and that’s why we have disposable e-mail addresses. After registering, the site displayed an endless parade of "special offers" to be opted out of. It’s not clear how many offers would have been displayed, for this user eventually forgot what quiz he had taken in the first place and wandered off to do something else. A later examination of the disposable e-mail account revealed that it had received about twenty junk messages a day since being used for registration.

Fine, but are there any interesting viral marketing methods that don’t involve quizzes or spam? As it turns out, I’ve just observed what may be a new or old variation on a theme. Remember the old e-mail hoax that beseeched one to mail a chain letter to 25 friends in order to win a free taco, a dinner at Outback, or $100 from Bill Gates himself? Well, now that people have public blogs, this idea has made a comeback for real. For example, by posting a graphical link to the originating site, one can enter a contest to win a bag of maternity goodies. That’s not something I’d need myself, but I do have some expecting friends who’d probably find it useful. I’d much rather win the supposedly invulnerable laptop being offered in this drawing. I’d be tempted to join it with a Laptop Robot Kit and find out just how rugged it was. Is it robot fighting time?

It’s not just a triangle…

I clicked

… it’s a symbol.

Note to self: all future robotic minions MUST be constructed with kill switches and SHOULD be constructed with self-destruct mechanisms.

The reason for this is that every electronic minion has an extremely small, but non-zero, chance of going berzerk. This may be caused by bit-flipping stray neutrons, static electricity, overheating, or any of a million other silly reasons. Assuming the effect is unintentional, the minion must be stopped before it creates any inconvenience or embarrassment for its master. Thus the need for the kill switch and/or self-destruct.

Now, I understand the rationale for not equipping automotive alarms with kill switches. Presumably one would not want a car thief to simply kill the alarm before making off with one’s vehicle. If, on the other hand, one’s auto alarm were to randomly enter the burgled state (due, perhaps, to cosmic rays, or due possibly to radiation emitted by the soil) it would doubtless cause one a fair bit of embarrassment and inconvenience. This would be particularly true if such state change were to take place in the parking lot of a shopping center.

I also understand the rationale for not equipping automobiles with self-destruct mechanisms. It would have been quite an inconvenience to the present and future shoppers to have what would otherwise have been a valuable parking space be occupied by a pile of flaming, honking wreckage.

I think I know what I want for Christmas:

With midnight coming in just over thirty minutes, time is running out for today’s post. Not even enough time to replicate another meme! Why didn’t I just save the emotive lamps for yesterday’s post? Why? Why?

I’m a little too tired (from my exhausting day of doing nothing) to try and write with anything that approaches clarity. Instead, here’s another poop experiment.

Chicken Poop $2.49
Wide Selection
originally uploaded by iMachias

Does the hypothesis that a spike in traffic occurs when poop is mentioned hold true when the mention is of a picture of a sign announcing poop?

With midnight coming in just over thirty minutes, time is running out for today’s post. Not even enough time to replicate another meme. Why didn’t I just save the emotive lamps for today’s post? Why? Why?

I think I’ll just take the opportunity to point out that I published version 2.0 of the Random Star Trek Episode Generator yesterday. This version has a much larger cast, handles "dead" characters in a more believable fashion than the previous version, has expanded choices for introduction, rising action, complication, climax, and B-plot. Check it out here.

"I’m not a robot."

Welcome to the Day After Thanksgiving Link-o-Rama!

The Friday after Thanksgiving is sometimes called Black Friday, due to the hordes of shoppers that traditionally descend upon retail establishments on that day. It marks the official beginning of the year’s orgy of consumerism. The day can also be called Buy Nothing Day, as a day of protest against consumerism, and it can be observed simply by staying home and eating leftovers. Guess how I spent my day? Did I mention that my favorite part of Thanksgiving is having pie for breakfast the next day? Mmm, pie…

Perhaps it’s no longer true than an urban area cannot be an agricultural area. The basement of a former bank in Japan has been converted into an underground farm, producing organic tomatoes, lettuce, strawberries, rice, and other fruits and vegetables. This could become a lucrative adventure, as I undertand such commodies are somewhat costly in Japan.

I had no idea that the CoCo3 supposedly had a 256-color mode. Greatest untold secret or wistful fantasy? We may never know. Sometimes, I miss the days when computers were so much simpler, and users had such control over their every move. But then, I realize that they’re still here, if you know where to look.

Here’s what brought to my potluck-style Thanksgiving dinner:

Fromage Fort
Seeing this recipe on Good Eats made me want to get a food processor. When I eventually did, one of the first dishes I made was this one. It does turn out a bit differently every time I make it. For example, the very first time I tried this recipe, I used some leftover Mexican cheese blend, some American slices, plain Cheddar and a bit of cream cheese. What I got reminded me of the dip served with chips at El Charro, a Mexican restaurant my parents used to take me to.
Today, I made two separate batches. The first was mainly Mozzarella and various store-brand Italian Cheese Blends, with olive oil substituted for butter. I wasn’t happy with this batch when I first tasted it, but after leaving it to stand for a while, it was much better. The second batch was Colby Jack, mild Cheddar, and a bit of Swiss, with ordinary (not unsalted) butter. Most of the eaters I asked preferred the first batch.

Tuscan Potato and Sausage Soup
I’ve made this dish before, but since I didn’t recall the exact details of the recipe while I was shopping, I made a few small substitutions this morning. For example, I used small Yukon Gold potatoes instead of large Russets. I didn’t have any mustard powder or fennel seeds, so I just added a teaspoon or so of generic Italian Herb Blend and a big dash of red pepper flakes. I also didn’t have any bacon, so I used Hot & Spicy SPAM instead. The soup didn’t taste exactly as I’d hoped, but it was very good. All the eaters raved about it, and at the end of the night, there was only about a third of the original quantity left over. I only wish I had thought to make this earlier this week when I was under the weather.
Fluxx
Not a food, but a fun card game that can be played by the entire family. It takes only a few minutes to learn, as the basic rules are very simple: draw one card and then play one card. However, play can and does become more complex as cards are played which change the rules and goal of the game. This game is much liked by the players for its unpredictability, and by myself for its short learning curve and game length.
Witch Trial
It was suggested weeks ago that I bring this game today, and I was happy to comply. This is a funny, entertaining game that puts the players into the roles of lawyers both defending, and prosecuting, the shiftier members of a proper and respectable community. The real fun comes when trying to think of good reasons why particular pieces of evidence or witnesses are applicable to the case at hand. And it’s a perfect excuse to share lawyer jokes, to make obscure references to episodes of Harvey Birdman, Attorney at Law, and to impersonate a Hyperchicken.

I think I’ll just finish up by referring you to Evil Mad Scientist Laboratories for some interesting suggestions on ways to recycle your leftovers.

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