I can only describe Tesla Down Under as a real Mad Science Fair. No sign of Tongue-Tongue or Dr. Mung-Mung, sadly.

ASCII has a nicely detailed account of how the sysop of the first BBS got the computer to answer the phone. Now that is hacking in the original sense of the term.

Finally, the Lifesuit is a robotic exoskeleton powered by compressed air and the BASIC Stamp. Its creator, Monty Reed, hopes that it will someday allow the disabled to walk again.

Since I read this post without commenting, I now face being tormented not only with improper sentences having excessive exclamation marks, but also with something involving ducks. The former is life on the Internet!!!!! but the latter is completely unacceptable. Therefore, I choose the honorable course of action and present Five Reasons I Blog:

  1. I’m not the biggest South Park fan, far from it, but I’m reminded of what the show’s creators said about it. "It gives us a bullhorn to yell at America with." Well, the Electronic Replicant is hardly South Park, so I guess what I have is more of a rolled-up piece of paper. But I can still yell at America, even that is just to say, "Yeah! What he said!"
  2. To share information that I may have had to discover the hard way, particularly in regards to whatever crazy project I may have been working on at the time. And yes, perhaps I haven’t been doing such a good job of that lately.
  3. To try and keep in touch with friends. E-mailing is something I have to remind myself to do, and I still have a lingering residual animosity toward telephones.
  4. To perhaps make new friends. While this is just maybe not working out quite as well as I’d hoped, at least I don’t have to get all dressed up for it.
  5. It seemed like a good idea at the time.

The Stochastic Man

Behold the underactuated prosthetic fingertip!

Quite possibly the most impressive thing I’ve seen all day.

The readers have spoken. The Electronic Replicant’s newest feature will be a weekly webcomic!

There’s also a new poll up for your entertainment.

Electroplankton calls our attention to this article. Although it seems the existence of a "gay gene" is still contested, some researchers have found some biometrics that do seem to correspond with an individual being gay. For example, if a male’s hair swirls counterclockwise (as mine does) and his index finger is longer than his ring finger (as mine is), if he’s left-handed (I’m not), or if he has narrow fingerprint ridges (I don’t think so) then there’s a possibility that he’s gay (true, but you already knew that.)

This is surely good news for the gaydar-impaired (such as myself) but this study also raises the same troubling possibility that the facial pattern matching widget did. Data can be mined for evil as well as good.

Although it would be difficult to get people to enter "hair swirl direction" and "finger length ratio" into their (say) DMV forms, it wouldn’t be difficult to take their prints or determine which hand they used to sign the form. And while this data wouldn’t be conclusive, it could raise a pink flag. This might not be that useful to an organization that precisely targets individuals. But to an organization that’s after a population, especially if it doesn’t matter that a few fish escape the net, it might be useful indeed.

After volunteering for (and doing an excellent job with) the In-Infamous Five Question Meme, RaJ recently returned the favor by tagging me to do this Five-ulous Meme. It’s not like I’d have otherwise posted much today, or for that matter, yesterday or the day before. Maybe I might have squeezed out something along the lines of "I just installed Kubuntu on my old (and I do mean old) notebook and I’m still waiting for KDE to finish loading. Wait, my cursor just moved. And now it’s gone. Maybe this wasn’t such a good idea after all."

So, let the memery begin!

INSTRUCTIONS: Remove the blog in the top spot from the following list and bump everyone up one place. Then add your blog to the bottom slot, like so:

Whee! All The Way Home

Melanie in Orygun

Queen Of Drama

Radioactive Jam

The Electronic Replicant

Next, select five people to tag:
I think that just the other day, I tagged almost everybody that could reasonably be expected to play along, so do take this as more of a wish-list than as a series of expectations.

  • DWQ, who tagged me first.
  • Jason, to help him get his blog started.
  • Luisa Perkins, even though she recently did the 100 Things meme.
  • Cris, why not?
  • The other Erik.
What were you doing ten years ago?
Sherman, activate the Wayback machine! Doodleoo… doodleoo… doodleoo…
The year was 1997, and the place was a dilapidated farmhouse outside a historic town once known for chickens (or was it eggs?) Our hero was employed in a restaurant. Having been required to abandon the sobriquet of Robomobozobodobot to gain an account on what would be the last BBS he’d use, he instead became known as Cosmic Flurk. Flurk was a portmanteau of floam, slurm, and gunk, which to the author’s belief, were themselves portmanteaus of foam and slime, slug and worm, and goop and junk. It was supposed to suggest the emergence of life from interstellar debris. Meanwhile, our hero was of course using the Internet also, even having something of a long-distance relationship thanks to a particular computer dating site. Of course, his area code was so vast that his only match was six hours away by bus, which put something of a damper on things. Our hero regrets the way that eventually ended, among other things.
What were you doing one year ago?
The year was 2006, and the place was this very spot. Our hero, now thoroughly burned-out with the printing trade, had just completed a rigorous course of study which he believed would catapult him into the vaults of the heavens of hackerdom. These illusions would soon be ground to a fine powder beneath massive wheels of breathtaking indifference. Fortunately, our hero’s determination would eventually pay off.
Five Snacks You Enjoy
Wikipedia defines a snack as "a type of food not meant to be eaten as a main meal of the day. Rather, the food is intended as something to temporarily tide a person’s hunger, to provide a brief supply of energy for the body, or to be eaten for enjoyment of the taste." With that definition in mind, I list the following in no particular order:
  • Nutter Butters
  • ReeseStix
  • Carrots with ranch dip
  • Triscuits
  • M&M’s
Five Songs That You Know All The Lyrics To
Oddly enough (or perhaps not so oddly) although I was in a musical in high school, I don’t remember much more than the chorus and melody from a few of the songs. So, in no particular order, here are five other songs to which I do remember the lyrics:
  • Particle Man, They Might Be Giants
  • Hall of Heads, They Might Be Giants
  • Happy Birthday To You
  • Jingle Bells
  • Jafar’s Hour
Five Things You Would Do If You Were a Millionaire
Well, obviously…
  • Become a billionaire
  • Build an army of giant robots
  • Take over the world
  • Build a fleet of starships
  • Take over the galaxy
Five Bad Habits
Only five? Very well…
  • Maximizing the Snooze button.
  • Using memes as a substitute for real posts
  • Procrastination, as you’ve seen.
  • Using the British spelling of some words (such as behaviour) but not others (such as color.)
  • Overusing the words also, although, basically, naturally, obviously, and unfortunately.
Five Things You Like To Do
Let me answer it this way. Suppose I was suddenly on vacation. How would I spend it?
  • Visit a museum with an interesting new exhibit
  • Enjoy a new restaurant
  • See a movie or show
  • Read/Browse the web
  • Sleep in
Five Things You Would Never Wear Again
Not even if they somehow came back into style:
  • Running shorts
  • Chunky sunglasses
  • Disco shirts
  • Lemon-yellow slacks

And especially,

  • The Grade-School Haircut. (The "long bowl", the "mushroom", the "Prince Valiant", etc.)
Five Favorite Toys
My favorite toys were…
  • Legos
  • Transformers
  • GI Joe and Knockoffs
  • 160-in-One Project Kit
  • Things I made myself out of masking tape and paper towel tubes

Check out this home-brewed pick-and-place machine for assembling circuit boards with surface-mounted components. This is even better than the Lego duck machine. I so want one.

Citybeat has an article on a proposed California bullet train and why it’s still only proposed. Basically, "it’s not cost-effective in the short term." See, it’s this sort of thinking that got us where we are today– and keeps us there– the focusing on short-term benefits and discounting the long-term implications. In the short term, building cars and drilling for oil is beneficial. Without them, America dies. And it’s precisely because of that fact that we need to consider suffering short-term penalties for long-term benefits. We can’t wait for the market to decide, because the market is too short-sighted.

And speaking of short-sighted, I heard on the radio this afternoon of a new bill that would give favorable postal rates to mass-media (such as Time-Warner) at the expense of smaller publishers. It is speculated that this would drive most small publishers toward an online-only format, and many out of business completely.

Until next time.. and hopefully by then I’l have something more robot-y to share with you..

The Void Captain’s Tale

The first of many, I hope, new things to come to this site is a poll widget. It should be found somewhere in the sidebar. The purpose of this poll is to find out what new feature my dear readers might like to see most. And feel free to leave a comment if you think of an option I’ve overlooked.

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