Discovery.com brings us the news about MEXICA , a fiction-writing computer program. Other random-story programs simply choose randomly from predefined bits and pieces. MEXICA actually establishes relationships among characters, that range from pure love (+3) to pure hate (-3). MEXICA then consults a database to select the events most likely to happen at that point in the story. The story’s interestinginess is then calculated. If MEXICA determines the story to be boring– that is, if the tensions among the characters don’t vary– events are replaced until the story becomes more interesting.

I used to joke about Stephen King, Danielle Steele, and other writers having become brands (like Betty Crocker) for the output of intricate mathematical models of successful works. Now, this is closer to becoming reality.

No, this isn’t yet another tiresome questionnaire. Rather, I’m tired of questionnaires. Specificially, job applications.

Something I find a little irritating are those little Web buttons that promise a quick and easy application process. What they don’t tell you is that you first need to register– which is an unavoidable fact of life nowadays– and that the registration process will last for twenty screens of pull-down selectors and "Add Another ___?" buttons. Why can’t I just paste in my resume? Why do I have to spend twenty minutes tediously entering skills, jobs, and references when there’s a fairly good chance that I’ll never hear from you anyway?

Yet I’d rather deal with a hundred more of these inconvenient Web forms than have to download and deal with one more poorly-designed MS-Word "form." Gosh darn it, if you’re going to make a downloadable form, make a form. With actual fields, not strings of underscores that cause the document to go all wonky when I start typing. Okay, so maybe dealing with a wonky document could be part of some devious test of my Word skills. I might even accept that, except for the fact that for some unknown reason the originators of such "forms" generally don’t accept anything by e-mail. So that leaves me two choices, to mail in a hopefully-not-too-wonky typed application, or to mail in a nearly illegible handwritten monstrosity. Well, one choice, really, since the ink-soaked, white-out-smeared, handwritten application will probably go straight to the trash.

Repeat after me: MS-Word is not a document exchange format. MS-Word is not a page layout program. I’m not even sure why people use it for word processing.

The Dig

Given an industrial robot, a sword, and a Wiimote, the next logical step is obvious. Says the author, "We all realized that the robot could decapitate us with little difficulty."

The Center for Rapid Automated Fabrication Technologies aims to design a robot capable of building a custom house in one day. Although they are not quite ready to manufacture an entire house, it looks like they can handle housewares .

Finally, here are nine reasons to become an evil super villain.

Today’s quiz is brought to you by DWQ online.

The Machiavelli Test measures only one thing — whether you subscribe to the ideas of a 16th century Italian political philosopher. But experiments have shown that reactions to Machiavelli act as a kind of litmus test, delineating differences in temperament that can be confirmed with more traditional personality inventories.

My Score: 79, "High Mach."

From the site:

High Machs constitute a distinct type: charming, confident and glib, but also arrogant, calculating and cynical, prone to manipulate and exploit. (Think Rupert Murdoch, or if your politics permit it, President Clinton.)

Yesterday’s quiz pegged me as The Scientist, and today’s claims I’m basically a ruthless bastard. Zoiks, that must mean…

I guess I’d better dust off 100 Things To Remember Upon Becoming An Evil Overlord and then decide how to blow up the Earth . (I’m thinking black hole.)

Today’s utterly unenlightening quiz is brought to you by Nathan Exposed.

You Are An INTJ
The Scientist

You have a head for ideas – and you are good at improving systems.
Logical and strategic, you prefer for everything in your life to be organized.
You tend to be a bit skeptical. You’re both critical of yourself and of others.
Independent and stubborn, you tend to only befriend those who are a lot like you.

You would make an excellent scientist, engineer, or programmer.

"Unfortunately, you will only be offered work answering telephones. Ha, ha!"

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Extreme Programming

Extreme Programming

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Ultrasparky discovered an artist who drew this manga-style rendering of the Futurama crew.

Oh… Your… God. After that, the LEGO duck factory and the LEGO car factory seem a bit anticlimactic. So instead, I’ll just end with this meaningless quiz .


Arcane Trickster
48% Combativeness, 53% Sneakiness, 88% Intellect, 13% Spirituality
Brilliant and sneaky: You are an Arcane Trickster!
Score! You have a prestige class. A prestige class can only be taken after you’ve fulfilled certain requirements. This may mean that you’re an exceptionally talented person, but it probably doesn’t.
Arcane Tricksters combine arcane magic with rogue skills and sensibilities. They use their magic to confuse their opponents or to augment their more mundane, roguish skills. If you thought it was annoying keeping an eye that that rogue, the Arcane Trickster is probably picking your pocket from the other side of the room.
Both smart and sneaky, you’re probably the type of person that loves planning practical jokes… either that or knocking over banks.
My test tracked 4 variables How you compared to other people your age and gender :
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You scored higher than 69% on Combativeness
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You scored higher than 79% on Sneakiness
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You scored higher than 77% on Intellect
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You scored higher than 4% on Spirituality

And since whoopie cushions aren’t exactly my style, that leaves…

Everybody be cool! This is a robbery!

You may be wondering what’s happened with the robots since the last Robot Update, a month ago. I regret to inform you that the answer is "nothing." However, the answer will soon enough be "something." I have, at last, obtained some much needed extra space for my Secret Laboratories, which will soon be more organized than ever.

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