The post that I had been working on failed to satisfy my exacting criteria. It has since been canceled with extreme predjudice. The Electronic Replicant will resume its regular programming tomorrow. In the mean time, please enjoy this trio of quizzes brought to you by Write Coast, who was surprised by their accuracy.
|You Are an Irish Coffee|
At your worst, you are: too extreme and reckless
You drink coffee when: you want to keep drinking booze
Your caffeine addiction level: low
|The Movie Of Your Life Is Film Noir|
Life with meaning is highly over-rated.
Your best movie matches: Sin City, L. A. Confidential, Blade Runner
|You Should Learn Japanese|
From Engrish to eating contests, you’re born to be a crazy gaijin. Saiko!
Analysis: I am apparently a drunken, spontaneous, cutting-edge private investigator who has to deal with personal demons as well as a hot redhead who will probably betray me in the end as I recklessly explore a wacky new culture. Therefore, if I were a genre of writing, I would probably be cyberpunk.